pocket peter

A portable dildo or vibrator easily able to be carried in a purse

Janice took her pocket peter with her on vacation when her boyfriend couldn't come along.

by camnewtownmvp May 25, 2012

Decimeter peter

An abnormally small penis.

Girl: "Let's see what we have here..."

*zip*

"Oh shit, how do you expect to fuck me with that decimeter peter?"

Guy: "Damn."

by chubblywubbly April 18, 2009

Peter-smoocher

A male/husband who is hiding that they are gay, finding a wife to keep it from family, friends, etc.. And gets caught shoving objects in their rectum in the middle of the night by their wife and denying any gay activity.

Damn, did you hear about her husband? He turned out to be a Peter-smoocher. That's wild huh?!

by Peter-smoochExWife! December 11, 2016

Peter Roquefort

A salty character from the famous saga of books, called Skørdåt, and a weaty friend of mine, his popularity becomes by creating natural disasters like cummy rain, cocky metheorite or pussying tsunami. His name is used when you want to make reference to a friend that you admire.

Do you know Xavier? He's so Peter Roquefort

by Xupin April 1, 2022

Peter Ye

A c h o n k y Chinese who flexes being #2 singles on the tennis team, but doesn't like to talk about how he lost 1 round into state. Tries to distract himself from his true love of KW by fantasizing over girls at math camp (can't get either of them).

"Hey, I like this girl but we're doing a scavenger hunt and I really want to win"
"What no, don't be a Peter Ye and screw it up!"

by SilverWWW November 20, 2019

Peter Goodend

Possibly one of the greatest and most influential musicians of the century. He is commonly refered to as a "fatalista", someone who writes with recurring themes of death, sorrow, and a tone of cynicism.

"Hey, do you like Peter Goodend's new song he uploaded on to soundcloud?"

"Does the Pope shit in the woods!?"
*Jumps in the air and starts singing 'Jardín'*

by Charles E. Smith April 22, 2013

Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin = 2nd best Homer

Hey Peter Griffin, who is 2nd best Homer

by Anonymous:(: March 19, 2019