by Ilovepretzels December 19, 2015
A person who lacks the ability to hold a conversation (most commonly in texting or online). These one-dimensional people use emotionless phrases such as, "okay," "haha," and "yeah," forcing any attempt at conversation to hit rock bottom, thus appearing as though you are talking to a wall.
Jake: Are you going to that party tonight?! :D
Lindsey: Yeah
Jake: Okay sweet! Let's get plastered! :)
Lindsey: Haha
Jake: We can be pong partners..?
Lindsey: Okay
Jake: So..
Lindsey: Yeah
Tom: Any progress with Lindsey?
Jake: Nah, she's being a wall-person again.
Lindsey: Yeah
Jake: Okay sweet! Let's get plastered! :)
Lindsey: Haha
Jake: We can be pong partners..?
Lindsey: Okay
Jake: So..
Lindsey: Yeah
Tom: Any progress with Lindsey?
Jake: Nah, she's being a wall-person again.
by Maaaason January 15, 2011
they're not your boyfriend or girlfriend, they're not just a random hook up, they're not just a fuck buddy. they're your person
speaker 1- do you have a boyfriend?
speaker 2- no, but i do have a person.
speaker 1- what do you mean by your person?
speaker 2- well, he's not my boyfriend, hes more than a random hookup, hes not just a fuck buddy. he's my person.
speaker 2- no, but i do have a person.
speaker 1- what do you mean by your person?
speaker 2- well, he's not my boyfriend, hes more than a random hookup, hes not just a fuck buddy. he's my person.
by ******-------******** November 14, 2007
Dave: Hey Mark, wasn't that girl acting all innocent and shy with you a few minutes ago?
Mark: Yeah, why?
Bob: (Laughs) Apparently not anymore, look at her slut it up with that random guy at the bar.
Dave: Yeah, just 'cause you blew her off.
Mark: Damn! She's a personality whore! (Laughs)
Mark: Yeah, why?
Bob: (Laughs) Apparently not anymore, look at her slut it up with that random guy at the bar.
Dave: Yeah, just 'cause you blew her off.
Mark: Damn! She's a personality whore! (Laughs)
by Kibbz2go July 16, 2009
someone who has said something that touches you right in the heart. or has said something you find very relatable.
John: " Céline Dion's 'Because You Loved ME' is a gift from god."
Marry: "You are my spirit person right now."
Marry: "You are my spirit person right now."
by Mr.Caids January 01, 2019
Noun; a person or people who although may have access to laundry facilities, chooses to take an article or articles from their receptacle of worn and/or dirty clothes, and use the article or articles for the day; they usually enjoy standing very close to others on the train, near the company water cooler, or in their cubicle so that others may share in the vexing aroma caused by bacteria formations in the starch producing regions of one’s body
"Wow, I didn't need my morning coffee today. There was a hamper person right next to me on the train that nearly burnt my eyebrows off."
by Mr. Ed January 09, 2004
wow he is a british person
by cars2spykids3 December 19, 2021