Unsafe peanut butter friday

To have unprotected sex with your peanut butter jar.
John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "safe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?

John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "unsafe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?

by mike millson November 27, 2022

Merrifield peanut butter pinecone

The act of ejaculating on a persons face, and before they have the opportunity to clean up, throw a handful of birdseed at their face. The ejaculate will cause the bird seed to stick, much like a pine cone bird feeder.

Last night I hooked up with this girl from the bar- when she was distracted, I gave her a Merrifield peanut butter pinecone.

by Jack446 May 7, 2020

peanut butter jelly 69

When you eat your spouse is booty with peanut butter while they eat your booty with jelly

Hey baby let's PBJ69 (peanut butter jelly 69)

by Brian618 March 8, 2016

Peanut Butter Tic Tac

This is a sexual act where the man has a very small penis and the woman is giving him head with peanut butter around his dick but it becomes so thick that it causes the girl to vomit on his penis.

Guy#1: Bro We had a Peanut Butter tic Tac incident last night.

Guy#2: that's fucking nasty bro.

by Cman-Everywhere March 20, 2019

hot peanut butter Chardonnay

When someone pisses and shits on your chest at the same time.

When Cheryl and I had sex she gave me a hot peanut butter Chardonnay by accident.

by Dj ryde March 1, 2020

Peanut Butter Jelly Sandwich

When you pee and nut in her butt then clap her cheeks and her husband gets jelly.

"You know my tinder date last night?"
"Yeah?"
"I made her a peanut butter jelly sandwich"
"Noice"

by Tffkfgkiv November 25, 2019

Canine Peanut Butter Surprise

When one covers their penis in peanut butter and let's their dog friend lick it off.

Fido was in a treat once Justin decided to prepare a Canine Peanut Butter Surprise for him.

by Frostitute February 27, 2015