patchestry

A tapestry made of patches.

I'll be done with the patchestry after your majesty rectifies the patches see?

by Litebrite1024 January 15, 2018

Patch Apes

A group of people who collect Morale patches in an aggressive manner

I tried to catch the new patch drop, but the Patch apes went crazy on it.

by PatchGuy May 23, 2018

Patchouli Dick

A penis that has penetrated several hippie vaginas. Similar to a wook cock. See wook.

Justin has literally majored in camp counseling at university. He definitely has a patchouli dick.

by CatEra_wook July 21, 2018

Patch of dicks

Collective noun for a group of dicks and/or a group of men gathered in a single spot.

Hey, check out that patch of dicks

by Dicktation December 12, 2018

Patchoman

Patch’ speciality dance to the macho man song. Patch likes to stand on her two paws along side her mother and sway to the tune and laugh at her dancing

Patcho patcho patchoman, I want to be a patchoman!

Oh look! Patch is doing the patchoman dance

by Allysdobbles April 25, 2019

Patch & a thwop

To slap the living shit out of someone so hard that you leave a full hand print embedded on their face followed by a hard punch to the jaw or side of the skull making a loud thwop sound and ultimately leaving them unconscious

Dat sucka tried to diss me so i gave em a patch & a thwop

by Professor g slang February 18, 2021

Patches

dream’s cat, and the main character. the only thing that has more pretty privilege than george.

“WE NEED MORE PATCHES CONTENT!”

by faith_tmp March 9, 2021