Hewlett Packard

Company that makes substandard desktop computers, but has mediocre customer service.

Known for putting cheap proprietary parts (such as underpowered power supplies) in desktop computers so that the parts fail around the time the warranty expires. Forcing customers to either buy overpriced proprietary parts from HP, or buy new PCs.

This is good news for technicians who know of work arounds to repairing Hewlett Packards. Most computers seen at repair shops are, in fact, Hewlett Packards.

However,

Jim bought an Hewlett Packard desktop in July of 2006 and it lasted until exactly after the warranty ran out.

by Majestic Lizard May 28, 2007

pankakke

A circle of people who throw pancakes at you.

The Walrus wanted a pancake at 2 in the morning but his friends said he needed a pankakke instead.

by Knicksfan November 9, 2008

Pakatan Harapan

A conglomerate of political parties that rode the wave of anti-Barisan National sentiment to win the 14th General Election in Malaysia with half-baked policies and empty promises. They brand themselves as a New Malaysia, but in reality they are nothing but BN with a new name.

I wish the API (Air Pollution Index) will be the same number as Pakatan Harapan politicians.

by cynicaltroll September 29, 2019

Pakangkang

Literally translates to "Micah, you a hoe faced bastardious mallarky". Yes. It's that specific. It's a Pre-Colonial Neolithic Term

Pakangkang you, Micah!?!

by MortosBading February 21, 2020

Panafresco

panafresco is for anyone who mentions "de pana" or "mi pana" or most words containing "pana/panas" and its used on spanish language

person 1: estoy de pana jugando
person 2: no puede ser person 1 es panafresco

by OofRun July 11, 2020

Fudge Packard

A fudge packing teacher that likes to put it in the ass of guys.

J.B.M.H.S. Biology teacher whose sexual orientation is questionable. "That guy is a Fudge Packard"

by Michael Keim October 31, 2007

PAKAN

PAKANTOT its a tagalog WORD, we you transalte it in ENGLISH it means SEX or like PAKANTOT " can we make love ? " its like that.

IRC CHAT | UNDERNET *server* chatroom #TARANTADO

<Bedstar> hey MalDiTa^^ PAKAN ..!
<MalDiTa^^> Sure my LOVER bOY ! SEX wit me ! :p~

by SensEs August 3, 2004