The Point Of Life

To live and to die. Quite simple really.

Friend: What is the point of life?
Me: well to live and then die of course!
Friend: Sounds about right.

by The Point Of Life February 7, 2017

Snoop dogg points

A system of points to measure the amount of swag a person has. Similar to swag points but in the snoop dogg point system anyone with less points than you is your bitch and they have to do what you say.

Aw man, I have less snoop dogg points than grant, so I have to do what he says.

by Ya_boy_jackson December 31, 2014

Power Point Teacher

A teacher too lazy to actually teach or do any work and who resorts instead to reading useless power point summaries for the entire class period not bothering to explain or go in depth into any of the material. When referring to these teachers it is common to hear the phrase "Even I could teach better than him/her." Class attendance to these teachers' classes either turns out to be a big waste of time or it provides an individual with a refreshing nap.

Michelle: Hey you're in chem 101! I need to take that class next semester. Is your teacher any good?
John: Nah he's a power point teacher. He reads his shitty slides during the entire class period and never actually teaches. I don't think anyone except him knows what's going in that class. Wanna go smoke weed with me?
Michelle: Yeah sure.

by ssicinsc February 20, 2010

Puerto Rican Point

To pucker one's lips and use them to indicate the location of a certain object or person.

I asked Manny where he keeps the toothpaste and he did the Puerto Rican point to the medicine cabinet.

by rmarcus September 16, 2010

Give me a rifle and point me to Berlin

Acceptance of a task. Based on the game Company of Heroes where the simmilar "Give me a rifle, one round and point me to Berlin" is said by riflemen squads.

Person 1: "Could you help me with something?
Person 2: Just give me a rifle and point me to Berlin.

by Word-Viking August 6, 2011

Point of Redickulum

the point in time that something has become ridiculous, and/or annoying.

I begged my husband to stop and ask for directions. The driving around in circles had reached the point of redickulum.

by tammyP January 24, 2009

pfuntch

An all-purpose swear word, limited only by your imagination.

You stupid pfuntch.

What the pfuntch is your problem?

I can't believed you pfuntched your own roommate.

What smells like pfuntch in here?

My biggest turn-on? Getting my pfuntch licked.

God, I'm horny. I want to touch your pfuntch.

If you let me pfuntch your pfuntch, I'll pfuntch your pfuntch until you pfuntch.

I wouldn't pfuntch your pfuntch if you were the last pfuntch on earth. Your pfuntch is so pfuntch is makes me want to pfuntch.

by misterpeace.com September 28, 2009