structural poo

an exceptionally well compacted log, long and hard enough to bridge the u-bend in the toilet. occasional specimens are of sufficient length to breach the surface of the water; all are highly resistant to flushing. A free-standing monument to an epic lavatory achievement, that may last for days.

She had closed the cubicle door and was approaching the bowl, only to recoil in shock and horror, her mouth open and eyes wide with fear. Before her, the Structural Poo reared up from the water, a mighty totem to labours passed. She could only imagine the pain endured.

by poopal March 12, 2009

[Poo-Shnaz]

1. someone who is afraid of everything
2. Vagina
3. Pussy

Yo that ma fucker is a poo-shnaz

That bitch had THE wettest poo-shnaz

by DJ Gahney December 17, 2008

Poo cuffing

The act of accidentally smearing some feces on the cuff of your shirt whilst hastily wiping your anus after defecation.

Luke: What's that brown mark on your cuff?
Andrew: Oh yeah, I was poo cuffing last night.
Luke: Dirty fucker.

by Largest of Ds February 27, 2013

Poo Banging

When you stick your thumb up your ass then suck on it.

Mac DeMarco was Poo Banging at the show last night

by Nedthesciencekidd July 17, 2019

sneaker poo

When you're out in public and go to the bathroom thinking you're only going to pee and a poo sneaks out making your 2 minute bathroom visit into 15 minutes.

Jenn went to the bathroom at the restaurant and came out 15 min later, her friends knew it was a case of the sneaker poo!

by Hudge72 May 6, 2017

Poo Ha

Anus, rectum, butt.

Wow, those Black Hawks really pounded those Red Wings in the poo ha tonight!

by Turtlehore11666 May 17, 2017

Poo-flakes

also known as Arse dandruff and Butt crumbs

small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.

Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some poo-flakes on the toilet seat.

by coazeau July 29, 2012