pencil grip

when a guitarist picks with his first finger stiffened out, and the thumb usually bent at a 90 degree angle.
(great for palmuting)
(frowned upon by teachers)

He doesnt play regularly he uses pencil grip.....

by Sithmaul February 17, 2008

pencil cover

noun
a condom for a pencil aka a penis

lets get pencil covers on our way home from 7 11

by lafonda shananay April 6, 2008

pencil boarding

instead of learning, you use a pencil as a skateboard. you can make all sorts of obstacles with your text books and other school supplies. in my school it is a crime punishable by detention to do it in classrooms. so the pencil boarders do it in detention.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=apc32MGlpxI is where you can see mechanical pencil boarding at its finest.

by elysiatheamazing May 25, 2008

pencil beat

A term used originally by carnival workers to describe arbitrary fees or charges designed to take away money or wages a person should be entitled to keep or receive.

Person 1: "Even with the late charge, I should have my payments caught up next month."

Person 2: "You won't pay just a late charge - after they pencil beat you for administrative and other charges, you'll be paying a lot more."

or

I'd rather just clean my own uniforms, rather than have the company pencil beat me for cleaning charges on every paycheck.

by Aeryn4 November 22, 2009

Pencil Gip

When you drop a pencil in class and reach down to get it, and it rolls away even further when you touch it and usually to a spot where it cannot be reached.

Martin: (drops pencil) (reaches down to grab it) "DAMMIT THAT WAS MY ONLY PENCIL!"

Joe to Dave: "Ouch! That Sucks.."

Dave to Joe: "yeah he totally just got pencil gipped."

by Leubert McCracken July 31, 2010

Pencil Scan

A quick scan of the floor for any loose pencils to use. Usually before a test.

Lab Partner 1: Dude, do you have a pencil?

Lab Partner 2: Nah man, do a pencil scan.

*Lab Partner 1 looks on the floor and finds a pencil, and then picks it up*

by @CBroChillington August 19, 2010

pencilcunt

A loud and obnoxious woman who wears office attire at the weekend. Usually a member of the upper class she will more likely resemble the Equus ferus caballus, sometimes simply being described as 'horsey.' She will also tend to be ruddy cheeked, over weight and generally a bieguustch... more so, a pencilcunt.

Roly: 'How is the sale of your apartment to that fat pencil skirt bitch going'

Hannah: 'You mean Pencilcunt? Well pencilcunt has decided to pull out with no explination or communication leaving me totally dans la merde'

Roly: 'What a pencilcunt!'

by Roly C November 15, 2012