pufferfuck

To suck vehemently as might a bloated pufferfish. Usually held to sexual connotation.

"You can pufferfuck my dick, Tony."

or perhaps

Alice: "Wow, Jim is really pufferfucking that balloon there. Think he'll ever get it up?"
Denzel: "That's what she said."

by zombiechews March 2, 2010

puffertician

Politicians and political pundits who make statements and claims that express subjective rather than objective views that are filled with misleading or false information such that no reasonable person would take them literally or seriously.

Boehner said premiums will "skyrocket" because of the newly passed health care law, citing a report on rising premiums by the Kaiser Family Foundation. The puffertician failed to point out, however, that the Kaiser report covered increases that took effect before the law was signed.

by ejtdad03 December 12, 2010

Puff-her-fish

When you blow into a girls vagina , and make her queef .

Guy: Can I give you a puff-her-fish ?
Girl: Sure !

by BnizzleRawrgerz September 18, 2010

Puff the hairy dragon

To perform oral sex on a groin with a healthy foliage. Derived from the song and phrase Puff the magic dragon which has its own analogies related to smoking weed

Bro look at her puff the hairy dragon!! Gross!!

by HiILookDead May 25, 2011

puff ham

When a female performs oral sex on a male, it is known as "puffing ham"

Puffing hammer has been around since the late 1900's, weather or not you enjoy having your hammer puffed reflects highly on how dope you are. If you come off as dope a bitch may just puff your hammer.

Man that Bitch can puff ham like a champion hammer puffer for real.

by Big_daddy_neeps October 3, 2011

Plufflesack

A sport involving 3 people using an oversized wiffleball bat, a hacky sack and a toilet plunger. The pitcher pitches the hacky sack to the batter who hits it to the fielder who must catch the hacky sack in the toilet plunger and he must throw it back to the pitcher without ever touching the ground. That is one rotation and the goal is to make as many consecutive rotations as possible.

We are headed to the park to get our plufflesack on.

by Thebigcheese12 August 1, 2013

Puffin Smoke

When someone is being inauthentic, a straight up faker or when someone is constantly talking smack they can't back up.

Don't even sweat it man, that dude is only puffin smoke.

by Alfonzo Carlton December 5, 2014