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Republican Party

A group of rich white people telling poor white people that the cause of their poverty is brown people.

A group of sociopathic hedonists telling christians that the threat to America is gay people and atheists.

A group of people who get support by protecting unborn babies whilst simultaneously making it harder for live babies and their mothers to survive.
by wakkadoodooo September 22, 2016
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bachelor party

A party lasting several days and nights that is thrown out of town by the grooms closest male friends, in 'honor' of the bachelor getting married. The groom celebrates things he won't be allowed to do once he is married some of them being entertained by attractive naked women, consuming large amounts of adult beverages, and acting in a manor that would never be displayed in front of his bride. A few of the essentials include: beer, hard alcohol, strippers, lap dances, hangovers, inappropriate conversation, questionable behavior, an air-tight 'bro-code', and an extremely annoyed bride-to-be who goes along with these charades lest she be 'old-fashioned, unsupportive, a stick in the mud,' or a 'bro-hater.' She is told by society that "this is a right of passage, or tradition that every groom is entitled to regardless of how she feels. So deal with it." What a great way to start off a marriage. It's simply an essential way to make your bride feel loved, respected, and cherished.
Did you hear about Todd's bachelor party? It's the night before his wedding and there's going to be a ton of women and alcohol.
by RachelSue September 10, 2010
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Party Store

Detroit slang for a ghetto corner store or convenience store that sells beer, candy, booze, cigarettes, pork rinds, lotto tickets, and everything else you might need at 2 in the morning. All transactions happen through the bullet-proof window.
Let's hit up the party store so we can cash our checks and buy some forties. I need a new beeper.
by manoogs July 26, 2007
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asparagus party

When guys do crazy sexual stuff with asparagus at a friends house like hide the head how far can it go, double Asparagus meet in the middle
Did you guys see ken at the asparagus party man he does some crazy shit on the spargus
by Thelegendboomer May 15, 2015
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Bush Party

When a bunch of high school kids get together in a farmer's field or pasture and everyone brings booze and wood pallets to burn. It would typically take place on a Friday night. I live in an area where there's a bunch of small towns around us so everybody from all these towns would also show up. It's a good opportunity to meet girls and severely damage your liver with cheap liquor.
Jimmy and Cletus are having a Bush Party tonight!
by unluckyratty April 10, 2020
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Meatball Party

When a group of friends eats meatballs,jams to drum and bass while playing with a blanket in the presence of a 2.5 gallon jug of pickles
Dude that Meatball party was one for the ages!!!!!
Dude you going to the next meat ball party ?!?!
by Matt patty March 28, 2022
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offline party

noun - event - An offline party is a gathering of cool, interesting single people who have had it with online dating, faceboinking, and generally living life online. An offline party is reminiscent of the infamous singles parties of the 1970s, but everyone keeps their own keys.
While scrolling through the incessantly mediocre profiles of men and women on jdate that began with the words 'I work hard and play hard' or 'I am fun-loving and love my family,' some friends decided to host an offline party, inviting only the coolest and most interesting and unconventional people they could find online. They prayed the guests would look like their profile pictures and not turn out to be total douchebags.
by Sara Alize Cross January 7, 2009
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