Fridge

A robust and spectacular lizzo sized woman who is deadset on protecting her friends from meaningful relationships because she herself cant find one.

"Fridge protects the snacks"
"You wanna talk to her?! Give her 100$ broke little man"

by Patriachy June 13, 2025

fridge archeology

Going through the refrigerator after a major holiday and digging through layers of leftovers in search of something palatable or edible.

"The day after Christmas I woke up really hungry but I had to do some some serious fridge archeology to find something I actually wanted to eat."

by steampowered December 26, 2012

whirlpool fridge

A faggot who has a racing stripe tattoo that when losing an argument resorts to "can you buy me a fridge" as a comeback.

Condom: you're a fucking kid who will amount to nothing.
Derrick: "can you buy me a fridge?"
-whirlpool fridge

by MushuBDO June 29, 2018

fridge

a magical place that all your lovers stay in while you sit your lazy ass on your couch eating ice cream, imagining you had a boyfriend.
usually is used when you are bored and have no life.
you eat what is inside then you poop it out.

fridge buy a fridge food

by twerkingwithxiumin January 2, 2014

Get the fridge off your back

Often used in sports when one is not moving with efficient speed, or, when one is required to lose weight.
slow poke, speed, slow as whale shit, Fat Albert

"Get the fridge off your back, Jim"
or
"I need to go to the gym to get this frisdge off my back"

by bburkeindaswitch October 9, 2008

Fridge or Facebook

If it’s not on Facebook, it’s on the Fridge,

And if it’s not on the fridge, it’s on Facebook.

~ Regarding anything to do with posting.

Please don’t but that on Facebook okay then I’ll put it on the fridge. - Fridge or Facebook.

This doesn’t belong on the fridge it belongs on Facebook - Fridge or Facebook

by Joshua_hicks2000 November 28, 2019

Nuking the Fridge

when your late at night hungry ass needs a snack but ends up clearing out the fridge.

Stevie: yo where tf is the food cuh
Jimbo: sorry bro was nuking the fridge last night

by Shaq87 October 20, 2020