That day after a huge fight with an SO, where you post a bunch of fake shit so no one knows how fucked up your life really is.
by Bragnonymous August 23, 2015
Get the plastic lawn ornament daymug. 1. A giblet that lives on the lawn
2. The mascot of a super-star golf team that ended up winning the chipping contest and Mrs. Bates' delicious cookies at golf camp
2. The mascot of a super-star golf team that ended up winning the chipping contest and Mrs. Bates' delicious cookies at golf camp
by Alex November 28, 2003
Get the Lawn Gibbletsmug. zvruzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzweeooooooooooooozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz when I am to fucking sleep.
If your neighbors grass is short, and then you here the fucking lawn mower at 8 am, your neighbor wants to be a sun of a bitch and there is an 100000000000000000000% chance they do it to piss me off.
Max was just getting comfortable after tossing and turning in bed. Bob: "Ok, that's good" Outside *RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Bob: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!"
Max was just getting comfortable after tossing and turning in bed. Bob: "Ok, that's good" Outside *RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Bob: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!"
by tecopux May 5, 2021
Get the Lawn mowermug. If they get behind by a couple of scores they’ll fold like a cheap lawn chair.
When the wind picks up, that old canopy’s gonna collapse like a cheap lawn chair.
When the wind picks up, that old canopy’s gonna collapse like a cheap lawn chair.
by Partsdriver July 19, 2022
Get the cheap lawn chairmug. The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.
Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...
Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...
"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."
"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."
"Lawn service?"
"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."
"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."
"Lawn service?"
"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."
by lechiffrefreakout October 17, 2015
Get the lawn servicemug. by txttankedwbk October 23, 2023
Get the Lawn mowersmug. A married female that is so terribly unhappy with her home life so she spends a fucking crazy amount of time in the garden fingering herself through a hole in her pocket.
by Jimmy, show them yo anal cough May 3, 2019
Get the Lawn Whoremug.