Floor grit

The small specks of food and/or debris that your crawling children will sample with abandon, giving no heed to whether it is of ingestible quality or not. E.g. Hair, grass, bugs, dog food, screws, plastic.

I had not swept or vacumed in a week, thus the baby had a healthy sampling of floor grit .

by Asherthercrasher September 13, 2010

the door in the floor

The door Jake comes through in "The Wastelands" byStephen king.

Roland pulled jake through the door in the ground. (floor)

by Wangsta Hippie November 18, 2004

floor aids

Mixing lemonade and water on a dirty floor and drinking it afterwards

Tyler just made floor aids

by TinyDick July 5, 2018

floor pov

When you're bad at a video game and end up spectating others fom the death camera

"Kayneth, ur trash"
"David at least I'm not floor pov right now"

by Google Play Card December 25, 2022

floor pussy

A dirty bitch who you treat like she belong the floor

Bruh ahe floor pussy leave her alone

by Buffalo Bill 3663 January 5, 2018

floor of imagination

a place your head will be spiked

i'm gonna rip your fuckin head off and spike it one the floor of an nightmare you cant even imagine!!!!!

by fred "the nykyte" beggs January 20, 2004

Floor Butt

When a weird person only put their butt on the floor

Are teacher floor butt

by Cookie39icecream May 12, 2016