God

A fictional man who people give credit to way to often.

Man I just trained for 19 years and finally won my gold metal in gymnastics, thank you god.

by littlepickleman January 2, 2021

God

Freddie Mercury

Let us now praise god.

by Delicious Sandwich February 1, 2022

God

A woman watching above the clouds. Some claim it’s Beyoncé.

God is watching, give her a good show.

by sadvalem October 2, 2018

God

A bitch ass hoe who can do whatever the fuck he wants.

God ate my fucking sandwich.

by ThisLittleMutherFakker November 15, 2018

God

Estimated 25 million kills by his name in the bible e.g. noahs ark and the to towns full of rapeists and shit estimated kills to the devils name 60 and some of those was a bet with god

Soooo yeah god be killin loads of people

by Mag1karpMan January 17, 2019

God

A fictional character who according to Christian mythology who is the creator of all.

God isn’t real

by ESBirdnerd December 29, 2021

God

Our god is Shrek. No need for further explanation.

"Omg I saw Shrek the third last night! I am so blessed!!"
Our god is Shrek. No need for further explanation

by [Enter Text Here] June 16, 2019