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Soft Verbal

When you ask your wife or girlfriend for sex/sexual favors, and they are like "fine" while rolling her eyes.
Patrick rolls over and says to his wife "Hey, you know the kids are asleep" and she responds with an exasperated "Fine". Then Patrick says "I'll take a Soft Verbal".
by UrbanBlueberry August 20, 2016
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downy soft

Generally a very soft person that is not tough and too nice and lets people get away with things
When Mike stole johns phone he was being downy soft
by yeet890 March 16, 2017
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Soft and Hot

How I like my cookies and girls.
Damn this cookie is just like how I like my girls. Soft and hot.
by kbjc December 31, 2017
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Soft Rage

When you’re mad af but maintain proper composure. It’s like rage but soft
I was really mad when Billy broke my favorite glass, but it was more of a soft rage.
by MJBallskin August 16, 2019
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Soft Monday

Any weekday that isn't a Monday, but is the first day back in work after some time off. So, like a Monday, but not as bad.

For example, any Tuesday after a bank holiday, or even a Wednesday if you've managed to pull an extended sickie.
"At least it's only a soft Monday, so I don't want to kill myself."
by Benjo3000 January 29, 2019
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soft times

by the arbitro September 12, 2011
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Soft Fuckboi

Typically names Karen and Sonja, people who will say things that only can be said to get in people's pants but mean no harm. Sometimes can come off as sweet but have underlying intentions.
They’re such a soft fuckboi, they only say sweet things to sleep with people.
by Intellectual101 October 12, 2020
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