Jake::I'm gon tell my mom
Tom::I'm gon tell my dad
Jake::what she gon do...
Tom::his gon fuck your momma
Tom::I'm gon tell my dad
Jake::what she gon do...
Tom::his gon fuck your momma
by Lil kiddow May 31, 2022
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when ur friend invites you over to your stepmoms house and she makes you grilled cheese with a note "meet me upstairs, daddy ;)" you quickly yeeted up the stairs to the laundry room to find your grandfather sucking the gay neighbours dick.
when ur friend invites you over to your stepmoms house and she makes you grilled cheese with a note "meet me upstairs, daddy ;)" you quickly yeeted up the stairs to the laundry room to find your grandfather sucking the gay neighbours dick.
by bigmommajugs69 June 12, 2022
even worse than ur granny tranny or ur pappy trappy, you use it when you wanna destroy your opponent
V: hey dude, ur mom gay
L: haha, ur pappy trappy
V: oh, you don't want what is next
L: what?!
V: ur momma a pappa
L: *instantly dies, creates an alternate universe and earth explote*
L: haha, ur pappy trappy
V: oh, you don't want what is next
L: what?!
V: ur momma a pappa
L: *instantly dies, creates an alternate universe and earth explote*
by the one who exists March 19, 2018
1. An amazing term by Astaris.
2. A mom who hoes around for money or drugs, leaving her legacy for her hoe child to do the same.
2. A mom who hoes around for money or drugs, leaving her legacy for her hoe child to do the same.
by Astaris October 28, 2021
by Astaris October 28, 2021
A woman of such stature.
Her thickness is unimaginable.
She gives birth to the most attractive children. Plus Mark.
She could stomp on your balls, and you would apologize.
Her thickness is unimaginable.
She gives birth to the most attractive children. Plus Mark.
She could stomp on your balls, and you would apologize.
Damn. Momma Kelle.
I am trying to get with that.
Oh man, I wish she wasn’t taken by Albert.
I wish those feet pics were Momma Kelle’s and not Hunter’s.
I am trying to get with that.
Oh man, I wish she wasn’t taken by Albert.
I wish those feet pics were Momma Kelle’s and not Hunter’s.
by Fastboimillo May 17, 2022