Average citizens, whom act like their job warrants being an asshole. Those who will pull over a person for holding a phone, but will drive around all day staring at a laptop installed in their car. They pretend to be friendly, or will be disrespectful when they find out your not "el jefe" possessing quantity narcotics to bring home to mommy/daddy chief for a pat on their butt. They enable their sirens/lights to pass others, because they are above the law and can speed to take a shit or get home in time to jerk off. Police officers are also morons who screw up something as simple as a drug bust, by wasting tax dollars by arresting drug users instead of busting the dealers, due to the courage required to enter an area that has high traffic of crime. They also believe their comradery is above all else and that their job involves the ultimate heterosexual friendship, while maintaining that friendship to make citizens driving above or (can not stress this enough on personal experience) BELOW 10 MPH of the speed limit, a living hell; all while demoralizing their fellow humans by acting they are better than everyone. Anyone saying that you will call on those people you despise for help, are also known as cop-suckers. (Please refer to seperate definition of term). The day police treat everyone equal, will be the day when this world will be a better place. Please note, date most likely correlated with the day hell freezes over/farmers call in to state their livestock can fly.
This police officer pretended to be my friend to try and manipulate me into forfeiting my rights so that he can freely search my property, only to find no contraband.
While expressing my rights to the 4th amendment, a police officer became irrate and decided to extend his reach of the law by using my, and other's tax dollars to obtain an unnecessary warrant. This ultimately led me to laugh when seeing the police officer's dissapointment when he/she could not arrest me for anything as a result.
While expressing my rights to the 4th amendment, a police officer became irrate and decided to extend his reach of the law by using my, and other's tax dollars to obtain an unnecessary warrant. This ultimately led me to laugh when seeing the police officer's dissapointment when he/she could not arrest me for anything as a result.
by Evryday sitisin October 20, 2019
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VH1: If Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't stop making stupid comments (like: "I think gay marriage should be something between an man and a woman"), then he may find himself stupid enough to start serving our country (like Bush) in the Oral Office.
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1.) n. Breasts whose appearance suggest that they are made of office supplies, i.e. pieces of crumpled paper thumbtacked to one's chest.
2.) n. A derogatory term for breasts that appear to have worked in an office for many years.
2.) n. A derogatory term for breasts that appear to have worked in an office for many years.
by zeroooooooooooo December 9, 2008
Get the office titties mug.A syndrome which occurs to many contact-lens wearers, as well as some non-contact-lens wearers, when exposed to 8 hours of the office envirnoment per day. The office environment includes, harsh flourescent lighting, glare from computer screens, dry air due to excessive air-conditioning, etc. Sypmtoms include redness, itchy eyes, some tears, smudged eye make-up (women only)
Joe: Hey Mary, are you ok? It looks as though you've been crying...
Mary: No, Joe, it's just a case of Office Eyes Syndrome. The air-conditioning is drying my eyes out!!
Mary: No, Joe, it's just a case of Office Eyes Syndrome. The air-conditioning is drying my eyes out!!
by skinimalinki January 12, 2011
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"Have you met the new girl Annie today, Bob?" "Yeah, you mean that office donkey she's one annoying bitch.
by xxHouse82xx May 8, 2011
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Office Racketeering: Arguing that several aspects of a safe and sound design will fail if certain conditions exist. Then after tasked with solving the problem, he/she goes on to prove that the problems have been resolved through some redesign that never occurred or re-evaluation, showing the conditions will never materialize. Given the time lag, he/she came up first as someone who found the problems, and later the one who solved them. He/she is nominated employee of the month.
by Cooper from Nob Hill September 30, 2011
Get the Office Racketeering mug.When your friend is not paying attention in class and your teacher askes a question. You tell him a outragious answere to blur out thinking he will get it correct. he does so and everybody laughs.
Teacher"what is the capital of new york class?" You" dude the answere is office taco" Your friend " raises his hand and sayes Office taco" Class" hahahaha"
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