Barn owl

The barn owl is the most widely distributed species of owl in the world and one of the most widespread of all species of birds, being found almost everywhere except for the polar and desert regions, Asia north of the Himalayas, most of Indonesia, and some Pacific Islands.

Jimmy: Hey!
Rob: You See That Barn Owl UP There?
Jimmy: Yeah, Why?

Rob: Well, I've Been Trying To Catch It For Weeks! It's Really Fast.

by OKitsnathan9579 August 10, 2023

Hidden owl

When your penis is the equivalent of an innie bellybutton.

That DJ was wearing spanx and has a total hidden owl!

by The Waterman April 13, 2020

crusty owl neck

A crusty unwashed half mass wiener.

Get your crusty owl neck away from my corn hole, right now!

by Crustyneck December 4, 2020

owl taxidermy

The art of hunting, exposing, and teabagging Indian scammers who pretend to be online service technicians.

Jim Browning, Kitboga, and Perogi are experts at owl taxidermy.

by Arnie Grape April 26, 2021

Everything Feels Like A Discrepancy During The Owl Of Promiscuity

Everything Feels Like A Discrepancy During The Owl Of Promiscuity

Everything Feels Like A Discrepancy During The Owl Of Promiscuity

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Microwave Owl

An owl that went through a microwave. (What do you think?)

that microwave owl went through the microwave!

crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by TheWorstDefiner April 28, 2024

Mama Owl

A former teacher who makes tik toks about situations in school from requests sent to her. She acts out these requests and one of her tik toks went viral because of the way she acted out an embarrassing situation.

“You’re going to pay your penance now” -Mama owl

by Stella_ July 3, 2024