Used at the end of a story with no point, much like And Then I Found Five Dollars. It is effective in that it confuses the listener.
So I fell asleep last night at seven and woke up a ten...And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich
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I ain't never seen the beat

To think someone or something is acting crazy and/or abnormal and be at a loss of words about it.

Same asthat beats all
When Scotty and Cody were acting bipolar and nuts, Gina said " I ain't never seen the beat."
by Kerry G. and Regina W. October 11, 2007
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I'll never wash my cheek

a saying used when someone kisses you, meaning that you will never wash their spit off your jaw because it is PRECIOUS to you.
by francesca papayano September 21, 2003
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mirrors' edge
why didn't you play it? It is awesome. One of the few awesome EA games. Nobody buys it, but bad need for speed games sell great. Why?
Guy 1: Hey how far are you with mirrors' edge? You know that one game you never played
Guy 2: haven't picked that game up.
Guy 1: we are no longer friends
Guy 2: ...I could buy it now?
Guy 1: GTFO!
by ihaenhaipoehahat June 09, 2009
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"Never look a gift horse in the mouth" or "long in the tooth" are both expressions we often hear but not quite comprehend what it really means. Many may interpret is as "don't question an intelligent person" or "don't question the value of a gift". The following are two types of meaning of the phrase.

THE ETYMOLOGY MEANING:
"Don't check his age." Traditionally, horsemen use teeth as a guide to determine the horse's age. This practice is not foolproof but many factors contribute when evaluating a horse's age. Deciduous teeth (milk teeth) are grown shortly after birth. They're paler and shorter than adult teeth. They gradually shed by the age of five and are replaced by permanent teeth with a concave surface which are larger and darker in colour. At the age of ten , the Galvayne's groove begins to appear and by the age of fifteen the groove would have reached half way down the tooth. When the horse reaches its mid twenties, the Galvayne's groove begins to disappear and entirely vanish, when they are old.

IDIOM MEANING:
a) Don't try to evaluate a gift
b) be appreciative of a gift regardless whether it's big or small, instead of wanting something big and better.
c) be grateful and accept what is given.
d) don't question what is given to you, accept it as it is.
Harry Styles: Don't evaluate a girl by the size of her diamond ring. The grading or ranking scale that its is measured against may not be of importance to her. She may have deliberately skipped Chem class knowing that she will fail the unit on the 4C's.

Pinto's father taught her a valuable lesson in life which is "Never look a gifted horse in the mouth."

Expecting a horse for her 12th birthday, Pinto was disappointed when her father Miguel gifted her a cow in a ribbon.
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As the name says, it's just a club full of people, that have given up on sex.
The YOU'RE NEVER GETTING LAID club is also open for teh wapanese.
by dont' be a wanker December 28, 2003
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Well would you like it if someone poured gravy in your hat?No?Yeah exactly!
"Oi lets go piss of TJ"
"Nah you should never pour gravy in a miner's hat"
by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019
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