Noah

A gay man who loves medium waffle

Oh my god noah is so gay

by A_chicken_9999 May 8, 2018

Noah

smelly, ugly, but hole, and is demanding when wanting to date someone who does not feel comfortable with him

Noah: Go out with me

Girl: I don't like you

Noah: Pleaseee!!

Girl:Noo

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by blondyballerina December 31, 2011

Noah

A gay prostitute with hair like a loo brush and shit at all sport. Also has no penis.

That dumbass is such a Noah

by Haccker123 March 6, 2014

Noah

He is a cute looking man that likes to talk to girls his favorite thing to do is have erections and take pills to grow his penis (he also is not good at spelling)

Noah would love pills to grow his penis out.

by Tuchman February 1, 2017

Noah

Total asshole who would rather fuck his girlfriend than hang out with any of his friends. Don't ask him to do anything with you for he will lie to you and ditch you so he can be with girlfriend due to his nymphomania.

"Hey Noah, Wanna hang out? Nah man, I'm going to enter girlfriend's name here's house. Maybe some other time."

by iNSOMNiA June 17, 2015

Noah

Male with a microscopic penis which also sucks at football and looks ugly as hell

Fuck you Noah

by Swag hoes December 7, 2015

Noah

An insecure self centered faggot that no one likes; someone who only cares about himself; a Person who thinks he is above everyone else.

Hey stop being a Noah and help.

by Thespokentruth December 20, 2014