surprise poopy

to accidentally poop yourself

Bubba had surprise poopy at work, "what a scharter", that was an accident.

by Stinkeeeee September 28, 2008

slippery surprise

When you slide from the one hole into the two hole.

"I was railing a cougar last night and decided to give her the slippery surprise! Like most cougars, she wanted it."

by Cougar slayer April 14, 2014

Hawaiian surprise

When you ejaculate in a 12 pack of Hawaiian rolls on thanksgiving and Broil them for 5 minutes on 450 and proceed to serve them to your family

I’m going to give my aunt a Hawaiian surprise this thanksgiving

by Duffy Kong March 8, 2019

Bukkake Surprise

Pulling out before ejaculation and surprising your partner with a facial.

Jackie was uncooperative and was promptly administered a Bukkake Surprise

by Teapot2 July 25, 2014

Surprise Stoner

One who is not usually associated with drugs that actually smokes frequently.

Friend1: "Do you want to know a secret about Marissa in our AP Lit class?"
Friend2: "I already know, she's a surprise stoner!"

by TeamS June 24, 2012

KC Surprise

A sex term by which two people are having sex boggy style and the pitcher pulls out without warning. Rather than resuming activities, the pitcher waits for the catcher to turn around and inquirie as to the reason for the interruption, where in the pitcher fires their load into the catchers eyes.

I was fucking this chick the other night and pulled out for a KC surprise.

by BigbeardedBoy August 11, 2019

himalayan surprise

Where you cum and shit in a latex glove and leave it in your buddies bathroom.

Himalayan Surprise

Dude 1: Hey I just pulled a Himalayan surprise in Max’s bathroom!

Dude 2: Nice bro! He’s gonna be pissed when he recovers from his hangover!

by 2jm022 February 13, 2022