rule 34

Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
by Ninja337 January 05, 2007
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976 rule

the physical attractiveness of a person one's never seen before is significantly lower than the appeal of their phone voice. (the rule is based on the principle that "976" phone sex operators are generally unattractive women in trailer parks.)
"I'm not going out with your sister unless I see a photo first: I've been burned by the 976 rule too many times, and ended up on dates with monsters."
by joe. October 04, 2003
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ja rule

1.) A punk ass motha fucka that relys on ashanti to sell records.

2.) a mock-aveli that copys tupac and dmx and thinks no1 notices, 3 words for ja rule, doe ray me, a song of d12 n obie that rips in2 ja rule.
Hailie Daddy is Ja Rule taller than me?

Eminem No honey you guys are the same size
by realestni99a4eva April 30, 2005
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Rule 44

Rule stating that if you post information on the internet about a change in your appearance it much be accompanied by a photograph of said change.
Person A) I really like my new haircut.
Person B) Picture? Rule 44.
by berriewine July 11, 2010
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Ja Rule

The DOPEISH is a fucking moron, here's why:

Ja Rule went to an all-white private school, which he admits to making him feel like a tough guy, though he is a bitch.
50 Cent put out 21 Questions...Okay? 2Pac put out How Do U Want It, does that make him a pussy?

Ja Rule does NOTHING but love ballads now. He is all about duets with Ashanti, and he is a fucking bitch. He is now trying to be hard again, because he was made fun of so much when 50 Cent came out and made a mockery of him.
'I smell pussy, is that you Ja?'
'You sing for hoes and sound like the cookie monster'
Real Rap Fan #1 : So what is the worst rap song / rapper of all time in the hip hop world?

Real Rap Fan #2 : As long as Ja keeps making music, we can never truly judge.
by Joey December 29, 2004
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rule 0

This is an unspoken rule in Table top RPGs. It is that the Game Master, or whoever is running the campaign, can simply say no to anything the other players suggest without explanation.
Player: I want to make a half dragon werewolf wielding two greatswords.

GM: I'm invoking Rule 0. No.
by korik1 November 02, 2007
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Rule 132

Saying no offence does not take away the fact that you said something that you intended offence for in your mind. Those who say this are tools, and try to hide the fact they are tools.
Tool: No offence, but u look like a fag in that shirt...
Person: Rule 132, asshole.
by iLoveCHiPS December 25, 2009
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