jaelyn crowe

an over all amazin person when people see her they are mesmerized by her beauty and instantly falls in love but usually only falls for H or C but you know maybe you have a chance

random: is that jaelyn c?
some guy;yeah but shes taken
random:of course she is! look at her!
some guy:she’s beautiful !
jaelyn crowe is the most anazung person you can meet

by shhh im in love December 4, 2023

Bored Crow

Bored Crow, a person with no social life or hobbies who spent the majority of their free time shitposting and annoying people online. But the memes are fire so people like them.

Damn you saw the spicy memes the Bored Crow uploaded?

by 1NicerAccount December 20, 2022

Crow

Crow is a very country man with glasses who can get mad when they’re off. He been doing construction for years.

Did you see that Crow putting on my shingles to my house?

by TylonDaCrowLover December 20, 2022

Cop crow

A cop car, usually highway state patrol, that sits empty on the side of the highway with it's lights off. Akin to a scare crow to scare crows away from the crop, a cop crow scares civilians into compliance with the speed limit to deter speeding.

I was speeding on the 15 north until I noticed a cop car and slowed down then when I realized that it was a cop crow, I sped back up.

by Celeste McWhorter December 27, 2022

Crow FM

British army term for issued amplivox ear defence.
Worn when spending hours polishing boots in the corridor to prevent you from talking.

“Sgt, can we play music while doing our kit?”

“Fuck off you gremlin, crow FM”

“Anyone got Crow FM? This cunt snores like a dying bear”

by Hexy TV November 5, 2019

Curly Crowe

A gladiator that tries to cut the head off anything over 5'9" or so to make it the right size.

Curly Crowe wants to cut his head off so he can stick it to the man on a pike.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Curly Crowe

Mini Maximus.

Mutual Acquaintance- Curly Crowe, have you met Lenny Phoenix, your future adversary?

Curly Crowe - It wasn't my idea for us to meet, it was yours.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021