Curtis Nelson is a highly important element of the comedy landscape. He is a big joke that thinks he'd know an artist if he was talking to one, because he talks to people who are funnier than him all the time. Anyone is funnier than Curtis Nelson. Curtis Nelson is an awkward burden to carry for anyone who tries.
Hey, go gather something to help me carry this Curtis Nelson, I cant hold on much longer.
Hey, can you gather up a bundle of sticks? Thank you, I know that is a real Curtis Nelson to carry.
Hey, I think theres an evil wizard or a troll over there. Gather up a bunch of Curtis Nelsons and we'll light them on fire, and if he lives, we know that wizard is an artist.
Hey, can you gather up a bundle of sticks? Thank you, I know that is a real Curtis Nelson to carry.
Hey, I think theres an evil wizard or a troll over there. Gather up a bunch of Curtis Nelsons and we'll light them on fire, and if he lives, we know that wizard is an artist.
by Light the Magician, on fire. January 25, 2023
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When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.
Synonym: armed career criminal, but for DWIs
Synonym: armed career criminal, but for DWIs
I tried to help my friend get his license back, however, I’m afraid he is a total Mike Nelson about it.
When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.
Synonym: The DWIs version of an armed career criminal
When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.
Synonym: The DWIs version of an armed career criminal
by Blondes Have More Fun ;) July 3, 2023
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The akashik records himself in the flesh.
Man with a demon arm with the skill of titans and God's
Kakarot's big homie
The akashik records himself in the flesh.
Man with a demon arm with the skill of titans and God's
Kakarot's big homie
by Lonewolf253rd May 1, 2022
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Get the Happy Nelson mug.Nelson is an extremely talented artist photographer in a tough exterior. Nelson eats like shit, so he’s always doubled over in pain. Nelson has one ball, but it’s so big that it seems like there are two in there.
by Ace Rivers November 23, 2021
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