When you/someone gets so high on the green that you say you want to take a 30 minute nap and it turns into a 10 hour nap
Friend: I'm so tired wake me up in 30 minutes.
You: you aren't going to wake up anytime soon, trust me.
Your friend enters into a stoner nap.
You: you aren't going to wake up anytime soon, trust me.
Your friend enters into a stoner nap.
by stonerjohnson December 08, 2015
When you eat your self into a food coma then wake up from it you eat into oblivion again particularly it seems to happen on Thanksgiving day
by KingClown November 27, 2015
When you or someone else have accounts on different social networking sites (e.g. Facebook & Twitter) but only ever go on Facebook.
You've been kidnapped by Facebook.
You've been kidnapped by Facebook.
Guy 1: Do you have twitter?
Guy 2: Yeah..but i don't go on it, i got facebook-napped
Girl 1: Hey, why does Shannon never go on twitter?
Girl 2: She was facebook-napped
Guy 2: Yeah..but i don't go on it, i got facebook-napped
Girl 1: Hey, why does Shannon never go on twitter?
Girl 2: She was facebook-napped
by sygirl5000 September 15, 2011
What happens when you have been working at your computer for too long, nod off and wake to find yourself nose down on the keyboard.
Was hitting the keys so hard last night to finish my paper that I had mega I-nap and woke up drooling on the keyboard at 4am.
by Lady Bunklehead October 01, 2010
by custoner August 20, 2015
A squad nap takes place when you and any number of your group of friends or colleagues decide to go to sleep in unison. Better than a normal nap because of the fact that not only do you get to nap, but you also know that all the bois are having a nap at the same time.
A wholesome activity.
A wholesome activity.
Me and the bois knocked off from work early and had a squad nap before getting on the beers until we threw up last night.
"Squad nap?"
"Yea bro, squad nap"
"Squad nap?"
"Yea bro, squad nap"
by Deus Sovereign September 24, 2020
1. Sex.
2. The sleepy-time after sex (by either party), normally a quick snooze, but could last hours.
2. The sleepy-time after sex (by either party), normally a quick snooze, but could last hours.
1. "Dude, it's been like two weeks since I've been laid, I need a flesh nap."
or "Wanna take a flesh nap?"
2. "Sorry I'm so late, Aimee came over and we had a flesh nap, and didn't bother to set an alarm. Sorry, but not sorry."
or "Wow, I feel so refreshed after that flesh nap!"
or "Wanna take a flesh nap?"
2. "Sorry I'm so late, Aimee came over and we had a flesh nap, and didn't bother to set an alarm. Sorry, but not sorry."
or "Wow, I feel so refreshed after that flesh nap!"
by Killingsworth13 October 10, 2013