you

you: smell like a prostitutes cooch

scott smells like a prostycooch
scott = you

by your other mother... the real one November 9, 2008

You Are What You Eat

A racist term directed to white people.

Yo Mark's eating a cracker you are what you eat so hes a white ass cracker.

by DDSavage September 2, 2015

Fuck you fuck you fuck you

A desperate mating call.

Fuck you fuck you fuck you

by WidomBird June 1, 2020

Like You Like You

Refers to a deeper, more intimate feeling of 'like' inferred by repeating the word. Can also be used with other actions or feelings. Emphasis usually on the first 'like'.

Chick - Why aren't we going out tonight? I thought you liked me?
You - Yeah, but I dont LIKE you like you.

Friend - Did you kiss her?
You - Absolutely but I didn't KISS her kiss her.

by BlueTexan August 1, 2009

You Kill It You Fill It

The concept of, upon an item such as a pot of coffee or bowl of pretzels being emptied, the person who emptied said item is entrusted with the duty of replenishing the goods previously kept therein. Lazy people will not kill things if they are too lazy to fill them, and douchebags will kill them without feeling they should be bothered with refilling them.

Never trust a person who feels above this law. For Example:

(Ted and Jason are in an office setting. Both walk towards a pot of coffee.)
Ted: Mmm, I love coffee.
(Ted pours a cup of coffee, kills it, and begins to walk away.)
Jason: Ted, come on, you kill it you fill it!
Ted: Nah, I'm too big of a douchebag to make coffee.
Jason: Go die in a fire.
(Don't worry, Ted does.)

by Leechdemon October 9, 2006

you broke it, you bought it

When you break something in a store, then they make you pay for it.

I got a bill from the store after I accidentally drove through the front door! The letter said you broke it, you bought it.

by yes juanito yes November 25, 2016

if you read this you are dumb

haha your are now dumb

man: hey look at this sentence
other man: ok god dammit it now I am dumb bc I read it
man: you are now dumb bc it says if you read this you are dumb

by Mattias the real one October 7, 2021