cup of noodles

probably the best food ever made! contains perdect swirly noodles that get perfect. noodles and ooodles of cup of noodles?

who would like some bomb ass shit preferably cup of noodles... anyone??????

by dick poo August 24, 2006

Noodle Titts

Titts that are flabby and fat but only huge beacuse of the woman's excessive weight

The waitress that was hitting on you totally had noodle titts.

Those noodle tits are sagging lower than my grandpa's balls

by T2SHORT January 18, 2010

Noodles 1980

A Fat YouTube reject and beta male who runs a live streaming circus that consists of a bunch of weirdos from this community called BOYT

Hey guys, Let's go watch Noodles 1980 act like an idiot on live stream.

Hey guys, did you know Noodles 1980 swatted that disabled guy?

by Poordog97 June 15, 2022

ass noodles

Parasites, ie worms, discharged from the rectum.

A few weeks after returning from Cambodia, David noticed a large concentration of ass noodles in his bowel movements. This is because he was a dumbass and drank the water in that country.

by Mick McKormick January 23, 2007

Noodle salad

A bunch of guys putting their flaccid dicks in a chick's mouth at the same time.

Laiynie said she was excited to go out and eat noodle salad for dinner.

by FellatioLobos January 08, 2016

Schnoodle Noodle

German for dick snot.

That gap toothed bitch guzzled my schnoodle noodle. ja ja.

by Will.C....... October 22, 2007

Egg Noodle

Noun; A person who is a little weird but it's ok because they are extremely sexy and anyone would crave their noodle.

Matt: "Tommy is such a weirdo..." Lexie: "Yea but he's totally an egg noodle! ;)"

by BobbyLynch69 March 31, 2017