Knuckle Mustard

The residue left on your finger when your hand strikes a turd as you reach back to wipe your heiney.

My hand hit the water when I reached back to wipe my ass and came up with knuckle mustard

by manofsteel249 January 25, 2011

milf mustard

the brown yellow substance that gets on a guys dick when he fucks a milf in the ass.

i know edward was hitting the milf in the ass last night, he has a milf mustard stain in his underwear.

by swampmonkey August 16, 2011

Walrus Mustache

A large bushy mustache resembling that of a Walrus. Bonus points for sporting one while being bald and pudgy.

Example containing the word Walrus Mustache

by MemeticMan November 3, 2011

wichita mustache

When you’ve been getting eaten out so long they get crusties along their bottom lip.

I sat on Tommy’s face so long last night I gave him a Wichita mustache!

by Jose Rico February 25, 2018

bush-mustard

Bush-mustard is the fishy, creamy substance that is in the bush (hair) of a stanky vagina.-When the vagina hasn’t been cleaned in a while it creates bush mustard.

“I went down on the bitch, and her stanky pussy had bush-mustard in it.

by Sheth July 12, 2018

Marla the Mustang

One of the most badass cars of the decade in Columbus, Ohio

Dude, Let me take a ride in Marla the Mustang....

by Marla Lover February 13, 2010

isaiah mustafa

A super cool and sexy guy best known for old spice commercials. A guy capable of A tough guy on the level of chuck norris, kiefer sutherland and dos equis' most interesting man in the world. All of these men have random facts written about them all over the internet.

Isaiah mustafa makes don juan look like a virgin

Isaiah Mustafa discovered the female orgasm.

by rdeyegxr July 16, 2010