mustard face

The facial expression achieved when you're taking a gigantic size bite out of a hamburger/hotdog and you expect ketchup but itstead it's fucking loaded with mustard.

"You should have seen that kid's mustard face after I falcon punched him in the testicles. Priceless."

"That old woman had a perfect mustard face after I crop dusted that elevator."

by Red Fingaz May 5, 2009

cut the mustard

Men who are unable to "cut the mustard" can more than compensate by simply LICKING THE LID.

She: What's the matter, Mr. Softee? Can't cut the mustard?

He: Don't worry, I'll just lick the lid instead.

She: Oooh, you lover boy, you!

by Hugh Chardon Junior July 8, 2010

mustard

mustard(v.)
when a guy with a short and thick cock (sausage-like penis) cums inside of a girl.

would you please mustard my hole?

by OokamiMariellaChan July 22, 2009

mustard nuts

a man with mustard on his nuts

when a man sticks his scrotum inside of a womans vagina and has her urinate on his balls while he ejaculates

im gonna give her a mustard nuts

hello paul mcartney, mustard nuts

by mike December 23, 2004

Mustard K Town

a strain of sativa from K-Town (kansas city) that is a bright yellow tent also recognized by its off white sploches around the bud.

hey wheres the bud at?
oh yeah, i got some mustard k town man
hell yeah!

by weedman What? What!?! July 25, 2009

Mustard Plugged

The act of having an object shoved into the urethra of a male by his lover.

Johnny asked Mary to be kinky so she mustard plugged him.

by SK1991 October 10, 2011

Mustard Flower

When you break an egg (just the yoke) over someone's butthole and then pop the yoke.

Or when one's anus gets pounded into Oblivion and then bloody semen leaks from their hole leaving a mustard type look.

I plunged my meat into that guys hole, giving him a huge mustard flower

by Steven VanShaft December 13, 2018