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mowen

The name given to a single person who has become so lost in life that they resort to sitting alone at home or at work muttering utter gobshite to themselves and gaining funny looks from everyone else around them.
"That poor feller is a propper Mowen he is... stay away before he spits on you and yell's out shit "
by Spencer Clark March 18, 2008
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The scientific name of a mexican which is thought to be racists but really isn't because it is true.
i hired a lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant to give my child a piggy back ride.
by beanwrangler December 11, 2011
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West Virginian Lawn Mower

A west virginian lawn mower is when an individual cums into his hand and places his hand on his partner's unshaved pussy, gives it time to dry, then rips his hand away. Usually performs with said individual's mother.
Yo dawg i gave my mom a wild west virginian lawn mower last night, no shave november does have its benefits.
by boboscala November 18, 2014
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mowing the lawn

See: deepthroat.

When a girl takes your cock all the way into her throat, and tries shave your pubic hair with her teeth.
John: I heard heather can deepthroat like Jenna Jameson.

Tom: Yeah, she mowed my lawn last night.
by Anti January 12, 2005
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mowing

I am mowing this assignment
by sk8rgall November 9, 2013
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lawn mowning

The moaning and groaning you hear from someone who has to mow the lawn but doesn't want to.
Wife: Sweety, the yard is overgrown. It looks like a jungle. When are you going to cut the grass???
Husband: I'm too tired. The game is on. My back hurts. The grass is wet. It's getting dark. The lawn mower is out of gas.
Wife: Oh for crise sakes! Stop your lawn mowning and just get it done!
by Mydaho December 30, 2007
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Mowery

An idividual who enjoys accepting and/or receiving copious amounts of unprotected anal intercourse without a reach around. The word can also be used as an adjective to replace the word gay.
Guy #1 "hey bro, don't you just love 'Brokeback Mountain'?"

Guy #2 "wow bro, we can't hang out anymore because you're sounding like a Mowery"
by POGs are gay April 23, 2009
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