moodiba

Bald creature with huge mustache farts all of the time and scratches his head on wall

Moodiba why are you headbutting the wall

by Akhdar Asfar September 15, 2020

moki

a delicious dish made from any assortments of random ingredients one can find in the fridge, must be made in one single pot.

Person 1: What’s for dinner?
Person 2: Uhm... let me take a look in the fridge and throw together a moki.

by bubbs30 October 22, 2020

Moodiness

The opposite of joy. Characterized by consistent wearing of hoodies, a refusal to interact with sentient beings, and a persistent resentment towards others.

Cade is being moody again... His moodiness kills everyone's joy

by Chuck Cracker December 6, 2020

Monkitis

The inflammation often caused by high exposure to monkeys.
It is common in zoo-keepers who are around monkeys.

Though it is rare it is highly contagious because you can cough out a monkey on to someone else and the monkey goes inside them.

*COUGH OWW* I think I've got MONKITIS

by WordPrinter January 17, 2021

Monkieology

The study of monkey love and the proper way to live life

Joey: Hey man!

Bill: hey dude :(

Joey: what’s wrong

Bill: I’m sad and gay....

Joey: OH! Well you need some monkey love!

Bill: what’s that?

Joey: *hands Bill the sacred book of Monkieology* read this and you’ll know :)

by Monkieology January 24, 2021

Mockingbeat

I'm, but a little bit bit bit, show
But a little bit bit bit, shame
But a little bit, bit, bic
Bit, bit, bit
I'll, just a little bit bit bit, shall
Just a little bit bit bit, shake
But a little bit, bit, bic
Bit, Bit, Bit
I'm just the man in the back
Just the man in the back
Just the man in the back
Cksh* powt ptop tpow
I'm just the demeaning the pack

just the demeaning the pack

just the demeaning the paaack
War
F*ck the system
War
F*ck the system
F*ck the system
War
F*ck the system
War
I need to f*ck the sys
I need to f*ck the sys
I need to f*ck the sys
Well I'm, but a little bit bit bit, show
But a little bit bit bit, shame
But a little bit, bit, bic
Bit, bit, bit
I'm, but a little bit bit bit, show
But a little bit bit bit, shame
But a little bit, bit, bic
Bit, bit, bit
I'm just the man in the back
Just the man in the back
Just the man in the back
I'm just demeaning the pack
just demeaning the pack
just demeaning the paaay
War!
F*ck the system
War!
F*ck the system
F*ck the system
War!!
F*ck the system
War!!!
I need to f*ck the sys!
I need to f*ck the sys!
I need to f*ck the sys!
Um chka pok,*
Um chka pok*
You need to f*ck the sys-
You need to f*ck the sys-
You need to f*ck the sys-
We all need to f*ck the sys-
I'm, but a little bit bit bit, show
But a little bit bit bit, shame
But a little bit, bit, bit
Bit, bit, bit
I need to f*ck the system
We all need to f*ck the system!

One should never fight the war by constantly up with his Mockingbeat.

by pToo pLoose December 23, 2020

monki

a title; someone with the power to make change

someone who has much power

oh god oh fuck it’s monki he’s so fucking beautiful

by which name isn’t taken jesus January 2, 2021