mookwaffle

An Idaho Real Estate Agent.

That fucking mookwaffle couldn't close a window, let alone this deal.

by Ice Cube May 13, 2005

MOOKS

An elite group of firefighters and fire buffs located and based on Long Island New York. founding Fathers are the Original Mook, Chief Mook, and of course the Fat Mook

" hi did you hear about that fire the other day? yes i did that mook told me about it!

who is that crew of guys on that fire engine? oh them those are just the Mooks!!

by Fatmook July 23, 2012

mooker

A contraction referring to a prostitute who is a little person (a midget hooker).

Man, them mookers are awesome--they make your dick look huge!

by evilphi February 23, 2011

Mooky

Noun:
A girl who is obsessed with bright colours, is often crazy. Loveable, too.
Verb:
A crazy action.

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Noun:
Ohmygosh, her alterego is Mooky!
Verb:
She totally just mooky'd!

by Sarah February 19, 2005

Mookie

breasts, boobies.

"wow, she has big mookies!"

by milly the unicorn January 30, 2010

mooky chow

This is the dance that is similar to "the mooky cha", but the difference is that it is done while eating the bowl of greasy rice, not after. The goal is also the same. To see how much jumps it takes for your tits to hit the ground, and see if you can do it without drowning in your own lard filled sweat. This dance is native to obese chinese people.

choa choo, while eating a bowl of greasy rice and drinking some lard, does the mooky chow .After the third jump his tits hit the floor and fat drips out his nipples.

by GJ Dan September 3, 2006

mookin poo

The great sensation of being relieved after defecating when earlier one had a massive stomach ache.

I was so glad to finally experience mookin poo after suffering all day from having to shit so bad.

by Ashley March 4, 2005