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microcum

a small amount of cum, not able to reproduce, not satisfying. Normally produced from small penis men
yo momma: Oh yes daddy do it
you: OHHHHH THERE IT IS
yo momma: omg stanley thats microcum!!
you: damb
yo momma: you, your father, and ur uncle are all the same!
by WasteYouth5 November 27, 2020
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micro shart

The small amount of shit that comes out when you shart, but not fully. A small shart.
I didn’t shit my pants, it was just a micro shart.
by Anon_* January 8, 2021
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micro-patriot

An American who shows their ‘love’ for their country, their fellow citizens, and the fact they aren't sheeple by wearing their covid face-covering just below their nose. Their are also noted for their small, technically micro-penis, genitalia. Micro-patriot is a portmanteau of Micro-penis and Patriot. Alternatively, Micro can stand for the small gap between their nose and their face covering.
I went to Costco and saw some real micro-patriots in the house harms you section. Not looking for condoms obviously because the ones Costco has would be too large.
by PortlandAlarmClocked January 10, 2021
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Micro penis

A micro penis is used to describe someone whose penis is not only small but can be labelled as microscopic.
An embarrassing size with questionable functionality.
My friend Andrew Dalimore has a micro penis-Beau
by Andypoi123 January 14, 2021
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Microconsent

Microconsent/ing/ed
- when a person does NOT verbally consent to sexual activity & expresses uncertainty to any form of sexual interaction

- is not true consensual sex therefore the other party should not proceed in pursuing sexual activity

- MICROCONSENT IS NOT CONSENT!!

Examples of Microconsent:
- being friendly
- physical compliments

- uncertainty towards sexual relations
Girl: Why are you touching me like that??
Guy: I thought you wanted it...
Girl: That was microconsent, not consent!!
by drywaller 4000 January 26, 2021
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micro mint

A candy type of regular mint taste with a micro pinch of a drug substance or marijuana, cbd, thc.
Past me a micro mint mood eleveor.
by Sophia English February 1, 2021
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Micro Trans Action

- Wow, did you hear John and Sarah had sex yesterday?

-Yeah, they had a Micro Trans Action.
by memstealer February 13, 2021
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