Mexican Speedboat

A car so filled with Mexicans that the rear of the car hangs low to the ground giving it the impression of a speedboat speeding across the water.

"Hey did you see that Mexican Speedboat? I think the muffler was sparking."

by Paddy O'Toole October 10, 2011

Mexican Bitchout

An expression used to describe the act of leaving a party or going to bed without notifying anyone.

"Where did Mitzie go?"-C
"I think she is sleeping upstairs. She must have pulled a Mexican bitchout." - M

by School St. Gang December 27, 2011

Mexican Wage

Substantially less than minimum wage, usually in jobs reserved for Mexicans

Nick: "How's the new job working out?"

Jose: "Horrible, they're only paying me 5 dollars an hour"

Nick: "Damn, straight up Mexican Wage!"

by Flaco5846 September 15, 2012

MEXICAN HIGHDIVE

The act of jumping face first from a dresser or platform of some sort, face first into your partners ass.

After the club, Bruce and I went home and I gave him the ol' Mexican Highdive.

by couchguy777 October 13, 2012

Mexican Straitjacket

When you wrap an animal (usually a cat) in a towel with just the head sticking out like a burrito

The cat doesn't like his Mexican straitjacket, but he can't claw me while I shove this pill down his throat.

by blacktie November 28, 2012

Mexican Squinch Eye

The technical name for the tilde key. You know the key next to the 1 key you never knew the name of.

Player 1: How do I get into console.
Player 2: Press the Mexican Squinch Eye.
Player 1: The what?
Player 2: You know, the key next to the 1 key that no one knows the name.

by bongilante June 3, 2013

mexican playground

The toy section at goodwill.

"I saw a Mexican kid playing with a chewed up wiffle ball bat from 1996, and a headless Barbie Doll with marker all over it at the Mexican playground."

by LongJohnMcDickBelch January 2, 2014