kurt andrew meister

the coolest, most swag, best dad ever. he’s SUPER buff and strong! he can do anything for anyone especially for his girls! everybody loves him and knows him, and loves when he’s around them!

daughter 1: i really one this and this

kurt andrew meister: i can make it work ❤️

by ur mom😝 January 28, 2021

The Luda Meister

You know Ludacris, he one of Atlanta’s most popular rappers, was in the song Yeah! By usher and played Tej in Fast and Furious… Yah that’s him.

The Luda meister got ‘me feeling so randy 😩

by Donnie777 May 7, 2022

Kill Bill Menstruant

A woman whose menstrual flow has the torrential force of the blood that blasts from the neck and limb wounds of sword victims in the film *Kill Bill*.

I didn't know she was a Kill Bill menstruant, so I just yanked out her tampon with my teeth and the next thing I knew I was being resuscitated with CPR because her clotty-ass blood had completely inundated the entire capacity of my lungs.

by Priest of Assplay September 9, 2023

The Jelly Meister

A Fat Twat Whos Named The Jelly Meister

“That Fat Twat Luca Is The Jelly Meister”

by VoidsHere_ November 3, 2023

The stubb-meister-general

He is the most elusive and cunning man in existence.
Few have seen the myth. Few have known the legend.
Those who have, are never the same again.
Like a fleeting wind, he will whisk any pre-conceptions of the alpha male away from you.
For he, is the unrivalled omega male.
His sheer wit and suave attitude to all, will make you wonder how you ever had a life before him.
If you love your partner, be sure to wear sun glasses when near. For the stubb-Meisters gaze could end your marriage in tears.

Oh my god, it’s the stubb-Meister-general!!! Hide your wives!!!!

by Thewanderingsoul June 17, 2024

fuck the menstrual cycle

An exclamation of hatred towards menstrual cycles.

Megan: “I hate being on my period.”
Dave: “Damn, that sucks. Fuck the menstrual cycle.”
Megan: “Damn straight.”

by sirsmashalot March 30, 2024