Meat Goggles

When a gentlemen observes that another person is asleep or passed out, they place their balls on the other persons eyes. So Gross!

Patrick passed out last night and Rhys gave him a pair of total Meat Goggles.

by Traaalaaaalaaaaa January 28, 2006

meat and mousing

The act of simultaneously holding a mouse in one hand and your penis in the other, all of course while viewing internet porn.

Robert's mom caught him meat and mousing.

by AAIIEE September 28, 2008

Meat Sneak

A surprise surge of a penis into an unsuspecting individual, sometimes resulting in jail time.

Hey dude, I'll be right back I'm gonna go meat sneak that bitch over there...

"Hey MG, Do you know why Mike went to Jail?"

"Yeah, I heard he performed a Meat Sneak on some unsuspecting girl".

by meatman500 January 5, 2009

meat at the dish

A baseball term for when someone gets tagged out at home plate, best used for dramatic effect. Made famous by former Fox Sports Net West news anchor Van Earl Wright.

1. "Blalock comes around third, trying to score, but he is MEAT at the dish."

by spackopotamus July 8, 2009

Meat Lock

When two guys put their dicks into a Chinese Finger Trap.

Last night, those two gay guys meat locked for a whole hour.

by Louns O'Tool October 18, 2009

Meat Grapes

Slang for "hemorrhoids".

The other day I had a turd the size of Buick, you would not believe the size of my "meat grapes" after that episode.

I hate it when my "meat grapes" rub the cotton on my undies.

by BKDinGA July 23, 2010

meat troll

retronym: a person who pulls nasty crap on you in the real world instead of on social media

Joan Rivers could be a real meat troll toward other famous people in her monologues.

by doowopqueen May 24, 2016