Emily Maslin

The sister we all want to shag but won’t because we won’t because of bro code

yeh I’d bend over Emily maslin

by houndlover222 November 22, 2021

Political mauling with disfigurement

When the Guelph police service delivery department manager decides to give you a CIA microdose experiments

I Kaelen Cody William Granger I am a victim of Political mauling with disfigurements

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022

black mailing

black mailing is basically mailing a black dude across the country

“hey! i just black mailed my old friend eddy!” black mailing

by anonymous February 11, 2022

jude malinlin

to start off with jude malinlin is an amazing person (probably the best you’ll ever meet) and will always be there for his friends!! jude i’m so glad i met you and even if i don’t always show it just know i love your company and i don’t think anything can change how much i care about you >:)

jude malinlin is the coolest dude ever and is also pretty amazing at guitar

by Ja wie dibdiandie April 5, 2022

goade maoling

The way a Chinese would say "good morning"

"goade maoling to you!"

by Friez_ November 14, 2022

The Marlin .22 Rifle

A gun that I found in my friends living room that I thought was cool until he yelled at me to not dry fire it, he knows alot about dry firing ifkywim.

Woman (non existent in his life): Honey there's a squirrel in our house
Man (Double): Go grab The Marlin .22 Rifle from the couch

by BubbleAssFuck March 17, 2025

Fog marling

When a group of middle aged men all wear fog marl joggers and meet up together”

Shaun went into his wardrobe and picked out his finest fog marl joggers as he was meeting the lads for bit of cheeky fog marling

by NUFCARL June 12, 2025