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Matthew

A black Indian nerdy guy who has OCD, wears glasses and has multi-personality disorder with his other half being a white obese woman with extreme depression and likes to lick his depression.
hello, I'm Matthew and I'm a 58-year-old woman who likes trains and I'm diagnosed with chronic depression.
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Matthew

He is fun nice but can be an a**hole great to be around is a jerk when he is with friends. Fun sense of humor make a good boyfriend. Like video games and netflix.
Matthew is such a jerk
by Angelwith-shotgun25 February 13, 2019
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Matthew

Matthew is a person that is very funny, nice, caring and forgiving. Matthew is a person girls fall for and adore for. Matthew has a
VERY large penis almost as long and fat as his arm. Matthew in all is a very good person and if you
find one cherish him and love him as he will do the same for you.
Matthew is love, Matthew is life
by The iron weiner December 6, 2018
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Matthew

A brat that hates your Minecraft cat
Why u a Matthew
by BigRussiaMan May 11, 2020
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Matthew

he’s a eboy Japanese princess who is also french and a coward.
hey matthew you’re an eboy, right?

yes matthews princess kenny, wdym?
by dib676 April 14, 2020
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Matthew

gay small dick Matthew is a name for someone with a tiny penis and likes men sexually.
Matthew is Hella gay
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Matthew

The most gayest person alive. When he talks he just sounds gay. It's no surprise his family thinks he is gay too. Matthew's favourite game is fortnite. He plays it all the time and when he dies he rages. When his friends call his mum gay he jokes about being an orphan. What a cold hearted monster. he is also very not not ugly
Person1: Who's that guy over there.
Person2: He is Matthew btw he is super gay.
Matthew: IM NOT GAY
person3: no ur mum is
Matthew: IM AN ORPHAN
by Taygimoo August 13, 2020
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