mainter

One who paints men.

Julie has no idea how to draw breasts. She's such a mainter.

by Yoyo41692 August 23, 2009

Mahite

A term used to describe someone who is a good friend or your close groups of mates.

E.g. Jordan and I are such Mahites!

by Saucey0001 February 17, 2013

Manatee

An uncommon insult describing a fat induvidual.

Person 1: "Did you see that guy in that video I sent you?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a manatee"

by Nunnayabuisness November 24, 2016

Manitoba Mittens

Manitoba mittens is when someone in Manitoba is holding two drinks, one in each hand, in the dead of winter.

Often leads to a winnipeg handshake.

So I was rolling with the Manitoba mittens, and some idiot from St Norbert got in my face, so I gave him the winnipeg handshake.

by EvanTA July 12, 2017

Maintenance hole

Snowflake generation changed an inanimate object to be gender neutral. Manhole hurts feelings.

A manhole, AKA sewer lid in pavement, has the word ‘man’ which is sexist and inappropriate. Please call it a Maintenance hole going forward.

by HRS33 July 21, 2019

Manateed

An extreme form of catfishing where the cat fisher is big nasty ugly scary hairy just jesus christ beyond catfish the sea cows of fake profiles god awful stinky hoes that make blind children cry but was clever enough to get your dumbass in the DMs and over to her place and you might as well of walked into a musty booty cave with a lurching manatee you is not even aware of how nasty they are and isn't even fucked up about the exact opposite in like profile that aint her like would just accept that and join the manatee colony

Yo that girl ive been talking to ya know the sexy one

Yah what's good

I'm going to see her tonight

Bet

(Later that night)

Howd it go bro

AAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH OH MY GOOOOD AAHHHHHHHH

wtf happened you get catfished?

Worse ...i was ...manateed ( sobs uncontrollably)

Im so sorry bro....you have my condolences...fuck man ...are you going to be ok....

(Dies)

by Myownbestdonkey September 5, 2019

manisexual

When you are gay for Normani Kordei.

Have you seen Normani? I think I’m manisexual.

by Nati_0227 March 24, 2020