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son: "Dad this girl from school called me about a job offer."

dad: "Well what kind of job; blow, hand, Missouri muscle fuck?"
by missouri-man May 6, 2009
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american muscle

a typical car where young naive, lost, cocky, white boys would drive not knowing shit about cars, and thinks their cars the shit just becuase it beat some riced out import and would get all excited about beating it, thus thinking all imports are crap. well, the sad thing is muscle car fans out there u gotta be joking with ur tin can piece of crap, ugly, unreliable, muscle cars, cuz any import around the same price range will kill it either in the straight away or the curves. actually it doesnt even have to be on the same price range, and would still beat it.

all you dumbass white boys think honda civics, and accords are the only imports out their but think again. there are many imports that can beat mustangs, camaros, transams, and even corvettes with some mods. and we're only talking about the straights.

some ex will be:(evo9,sti,350z,s2000,type s,skyline,supra twin turbo,wrx,) so many more to name. and note all these cars with only 2000-3000 dollars in mods or even less will kill all muscle cars.

an evo9 or sti with just a reflash will kill mustangs, transams, and camaros on the drag. so you muscles fans out their just admit it that ur cars suck dick. not even white girls like it. too bad all the chicks dig imports. another plus side is that it has style, quality, fuel efficient, light, chick magnets, and handles million times better.

i own a sti and spent only 2300 dollars in mods which includes( vishnu stage 1, used hks turbo back, manual boost control, and a used down pipe) and beat a 2006 corvette by one car length, which cost almost twice as much even with all the mods. thats pretty sad you muscle car fans, isnt it. and the conclusion is this if i can beat a corvette then i can beat about 90% of all muscles cars. so dont even argue any more aiite. its over. nothing to argue about. muscles cars suck no matter what. its the fact. aiite payce.
american muscle: hey wanna race gotta corvette, and i bet i can toy with ur little toy.

stier: ok no problem lets see what u can do you little american muscle boy.( vroom, tires screechh and sti takes off)

american muscle: oh shit where did that lil car go. oh dam its already at the drive thru at mcdonalds. wtf...
by muscle fan August 18, 2006
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gut muscle

a euphemism for the weight gained as a result of Thanksgiving feast.
Oh you know, a lot of 10 oz curls and some gut muscle toning.
by crite2411 November 29, 2010
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BLOODY TWITCHING PUSSY MUSCLE

The Act of Mutilating A Pussy muscle with A rusty nail,bUrnT coathanger,OR any indiginous FLAWED metal object in use for home abortions..resulting in a spasm of the inner vagina in addition to pouring blood and eventually death.
mary got knocked up by bobby and her friend told her about home abortions,she diligantly tried it and started screaming"oh my god, i got a blood twitching pussy muscle"soon after the incident she died,on her tomb ston it read "1982-2006-DIED OF BLOODY TWITCHING PUSSY MUSCLE" this is a more than common act in middle north america,korea,parts of southern europe and the entirity of russia
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Fat Muscle

A person whose body is made of or looks like it is made up of both equal parts of Fat and Muscle.
Timberland is pure fat muscle, You can't tell where the fat and muscle begins or ends on his body.
by sctrjrzoetics January 28, 2010
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Toad Muscle

Located somewhere near the stomach, the Toad Muscle is a part of the body which provides sensations similar to nervous 'butterflies'. These sensations can only be described as 'elation' and occur only during excited philosophical comprehension or inspiration. Whilst one's Toad is elating it is common to hold one's fist out in front and scrunch one's face determinedly.
Philosopher1: What did we just say?
Philosopher2: I don't know dude, but it's elating my Toad Muscle!
Philosopher1: Holy shit! I feel it too.
Philosopher2: Dude, that's not your Toad.
Philosopher1: ...
by Dingus Hwas September 27, 2006
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Badman Love Muscle

Someone who stands up for long periods of time to try and impress women and duff up anyone who crosses him
"Oh your such a badman love muscle, you never sit down and always want to fight me"
by Goering January 6, 2008
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