Rohit Raj Mittal

The national anthem of yeetalia
Everyone screams his name when they’re happy

happy person: ROHIT RAJ MITTAL

by A rohit raj mittal fan August 12, 2019

tossing mittens

the act of vomiting

"Dude, after those ten jagerbombs i saw buzzy tossing mittens out on the deck"

by cribsy February 4, 2009

Idiot Mitten

(noun) Someone who is extremely stupid and forgetful.

Refers to ancient practice of attatching two mittens to a long string and then placing each through opposite sleeves on your coat so that when you remove the mittens you do not lose them.

Wife: "Happy anniversary honey!"

Husband: "Oh, that's right, today is our anniversary"

Wife: "Idiot mitten!"

by Master N May 16, 2006

awkward mittens

level 2 in the "Levels of Awkward". Mittens are just a little bit more awkward then turtles. I mean, think about it...essentially, you're left with one giant, flipper-like finger, and then a thumb, just kinda hanging out there in space. Awkward mittens is done by holding your hands up, facing out, with all the fingers together, and spinning the thumbs.

An example of an awkward mittens moment:

When your friend sees a picture of you and says, "Wow...you didn't have to make yourself look more ugly then you already are."

by SMM Youth Group July 3, 2007

Mittocrats

Reagan Democrats that now support Mitt Romney

Lee Iaccoca a long time Democrat is now suppporting Mitt Romney so he is now a Mittocrats

by ConservativeRep October 23, 2012

Manhood Mitten

Any thing worn over the cock and balls, usually a sock

Guy 1: this nudist colony is a great idea
Guy 2: yeah, but its frezzin' balls out here
Guy 1: Its alright, have manhood mittens for everyone!

by Ass-Jackson March 28, 2011

Clit mitten

Clit mitten is the clitorises equivalent to the labia meat curtains. Clit mitten is a extremely large clitoris that usually hangs down and covers the labia.

That bitch had a huge clit mitten, but i bet it kept her warm on a cold day.

by Shadamsssss December 29, 2011