Melt-Maxing

When your body is so egregiously ginormous your body forms rings like a soft-serve ice cream cone. It also describes the melting affect

Lamar: bro sam you need to stop eating so much dude, you are melt-maxing right now
Sam: i cant im so hungry im gonna eat you

by Adumbonys November 21, 2025

Melted Klondike

Fucking an unwashed ass with shit residue in the crack and cumming, inside of her dirty crack to give it a signature chocolate swirl.

I gave that dirty whore a melted Klondike.

by Venusdnotche January 5, 2026

Melted Klondike

Fucking an unwashed shitty ass raw, then shooting a thick load into the asscrack to give it a signature swirl.

I gave that whore a melted Klondike last night.

by Venusdnotche January 5, 2026

Pure Melt

A person who is extremely annoying, draining, or frustrating to be around. Someone who constantly nags, complains, or wrecks your head.

Work was a disaster today, me boss was being a pure melt.

by pexxoh February 20, 2025

melt

An idiot.

Juliet Coen is a fucking melt

by JackLyons24 February 24, 2025

Melted John

Someone who is extremely intoxicated (a Glaswegian slang term)

Oaft I’m absolutely melted John

by danie7smith March 6, 2025

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If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude

If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025