Opalite marriage

When a person marries someone they’re either not attracted to or not in love with for social appearances. Opalite is a man-made glass stone that looks like real opal. Like its namesake stone, an opalite marriage it is a cheap manufactured farce that mimics the real thing.

Similar to a lavender marriage, but for straight people. An opalite marriage can be a mutual public relations decision, or a dubious individual tricking an unsuspecting person who really loves them.

The bride and bridesmaids wore great gowns, beautiful gowns; what a shame it’s just an opalite marriage.

by SaneCatLady October 11, 2025

niece-by-marriage

Spouse's niece.

My niece-by-marriage is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

showbiz marriage

Showbiz marriage is when two celebrities who are in the same band or cast show a deeper relationship with each other over a longer period of time, like a marriage regardless of both people's actual relationship status. The couple in question is often also referred to as an OTP.

Fan 1: Paul McCartney x John Lennon is my favourite famous couple.

Fan 2: I know, it's like a showbiz marriage!

by Mrs. Barlliams June 12, 2018

french marriage

When you and your lover decide that paying property taxes in two places is more fun long term. Typically in the province of Quebecistan.

Wow John and Jessica sure do rock their French marriage. I wonder how much more their budget costs them because of it. To each their own I guess.

by 🫓 January 20, 2024

great-grandaunt-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's great-grandpibling's wife.

My great-grandaunt-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

great-granduncle-by-marriage

Great-grandpibling's husband.

My great-granduncle-by-marriage is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

nibling-by-marriage

Spouse's nibling.

My nibling-by-marriage is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023