He's literally everything you could ever want in a guy. He's a handsome gentleman with just a slight hint of mischief in his kind soul. And no matter where you see him or who he's playing, you're guaranteed to love him. If not, you're either not a woman or just someone who's not attracted to men. I'm sorry but men better than Mark Pellegrino just don't exist. Oh, and ladies, if you ever think you'll be his Superman and save him from the horrors of his life, just remember that God threw some kryptonite in the bowl while creating him. And guys, don't hate your girls for living him. They can't help it. He was designed to be loved.
Girl #1: Okay, if you could marry any celeb, who?
Girl #2: Mark Pellegrino duh. Who wouldn't choose him? He's literally kryptonite. *swoons at the thought of being with him*
Girl #2: Mark Pellegrino duh. Who wouldn't choose him? He's literally kryptonite. *swoons at the thought of being with him*
by hidinginthecagewithluci April 11, 2020
Patty left some weird throat marks on my penis after deepthroating me, I'm pretty sure she was having acid reflux problems from the loss of skin on my dick.
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by OneThiccDill November 29, 2017
a well oiled machine that dominates the females. unfortunately the middle name Mark means you definitely have a small willy.
Will Mark Bagshaw is a predator
by Will Mark Bagshaw is a pedo November 05, 2020
AKA your death.
After completing the mission Sayonara Salvatore, setting foot in this particular area will almost always result in instantaneous death by trigger-happy, shotgun-wielding Leone Family gangs. Unless you have a beefy tank to drive around, you'll always be one shotgun blast away to your quick demise.
After completing the mission Sayonara Salvatore, setting foot in this particular area will almost always result in instantaneous death by trigger-happy, shotgun-wielding Leone Family gangs. Unless you have a beefy tank to drive around, you'll always be one shotgun blast away to your quick demise.
by Anon3312 January 08, 2022
Woman: You filithy Mark Sloan!!!
by SSSniperFox January 22, 2020