muck-lucking

the act of motor-boating old saggy boobs

I was totally muck-lucking your mom last night.

by Prof. jubjub June 16, 2010

Absolute Luck

An extreme or large amount of luck.

Daniel: "John, I have absolute luck!"

John: "Really? What do you mean?"

Daniel: "I just landed over twenty bottles flips!"

John: "Dude, bottle flipping died off like years ago..."

by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024

Worst luck

Similar to bad luck but a lot more worse than that.

Sam: Hi, I am going to play Fortnite.
Geoff: Ok, hope you’re going to have worst luck winning.
Sam: You do know that worst luck is like 5 bad lucks together.
Geoff: I know that, The odds of you winning is 100/1.

by Salt0727 July 17, 2018

Awful Luck

Bad Luck But Its Way More Bad

Aw Shucks! I Got *Awful Luck* :(

by Urban-User-№ December 26, 2022

Luck Comfort

the tendancy for individuals, particularly those in the esports scene, to display a false sense of skill, tenacity, and/or prestige while playing games with heavy RNG elements.

TSM Dawson is developing too much luck comfort while playing league of legends.

League of Legends is a game of luck comfort where certain hierarchies in the esports scene change game mechanics to create the false illusion of pro play.

by Jlex Aones January 4, 2019

jesse luck

When you have extremely bad jewish luck due to bad karma build up from Russian hackers.

"Wow did you just expose yourself? That's Jesse Luck!"

by indeluble77 November 24, 2016

K-LUCK

"There's a story about a feared legend called "Köhler". He was one with the force, but the force turned his back on him. Since he wandered around without any guidance, the K-Luck found his unprotected soul and invaded him. From this day on, every small spark of luck was forever gone. Ancient legends say that his soul is still wandering around searching for a grain of luck.

Damn. The K-Luck is with me. My package got lost, my appointment got cancelled.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

by LostSoulAT November 11, 2020