A young man who is obsessed with sports, to the point where all he does is post about it. It’s his life and he’s unemployed.
He thinks he’s a magical 1 in a billion and that the NBA is going to text him one day while in the Geometry class he’s taken twice already.
ALWAYS wearing a tank top/neon tshirt with basketball shorts and overpriced sports shoe.
Uses 😈😳 🔥 💦 emojis.
He sleeps in his gym clothes and flexes on social media about his new Nike shoes
usually makes his poor, single mother pay for these overly expensive shoes.
his snapchat is filled with pmos (put me on your story) and flexes
He thinks he’s a magical 1 in a billion and that the NBA is going to text him one day while in the Geometry class he’s taken twice already.
ALWAYS wearing a tank top/neon tshirt with basketball shorts and overpriced sports shoe.
Uses 😈😳 🔥 💦 emojis.
He sleeps in his gym clothes and flexes on social media about his new Nike shoes
usually makes his poor, single mother pay for these overly expensive shoes.
his snapchat is filled with pmos (put me on your story) and flexes
by scrot destroyer August 8, 2019
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Get the wiener Lickermug. by kid dying in a mini van February 23, 2021
Get the turd lickermug. A derrogative term to be used on by friends alike; man you sure are a dicklicker, also used to describe a suck up who wants to get something out of his boss or friend that he would do anything even lick his dick
by Incognito secret Man July 10, 2022
Get the Dick-Lickermug. Noah: “You’re such a lettuce licker!”
Emily: “I’m not a lettuce licker!”
Noah: “You are too!”
Emily: *punches him*
Emily: “I’m not a lettuce licker!”
Noah: “You are too!”
Emily: *punches him*
by TheyallloveN May 3, 2023
Get the Lettuce lickermug. (person 1) Dude, the other day while me and Josh were high, he pocked a hole in my condom, VANESSAS FUCKING PREGANT NOW!
(person 2) That asshole! He's such a Blunt Licker
(person 2) That asshole! He's such a Blunt Licker
by BLUNTLICKER December 6, 2016
Get the Blunt lickermug.