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Nike Licker

A young man who is obsessed with sports, to the point where all he does is post about it. It’s his life and he’s unemployed.

He thinks he’s a magical 1 in a billion and that the NBA is going to text him one day while in the Geometry class he’s taken twice already.

ALWAYS wearing a tank top/neon tshirt with basketball shorts and overpriced sports shoe.

Uses 😈😳 🔥 💦 emojis.

He sleeps in his gym clothes and flexes on social media about his new Nike shoes

usually makes his poor, single mother pay for these overly expensive shoes.

his snapchat is filled with pmos (put me on your story) and flexes
this is the third day in a row he’s worn those basketball shorts. he is such a Nike Licker!
by scrot destroyer August 8, 2019
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Penis Licker

This usually means that someone likes to lick or suck the male's genitalia.
Matthew: Yo, do you know Tafeta? He's a real penis licker to Mauricio.
by Duhtacobell April 1, 2018
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wiener Licker

Someone who on a regular basis decides to go ahead and LICK WEINERS
Damn spenceri saw u lickin dat wiener ur mufakin WIENER LICKER
by Spencerhughs69 May 22, 2018
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turd licker

someone male or female that gives a blowjob after anal and there are turd stains on the dick
"yo so you know sandy"

"yeah"

"she is a turd licker"

"bruh"
by kid dying in a mini van February 23, 2021
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Dick-Licker

A derrogative term to be used on by friends alike; man you sure are a dicklicker, also used to describe a suck up who wants to get something out of his boss or friend that he would do anything even lick his dick
Christopher is such a Dick-Licker, he always licks his bosses dick just to get a promotion.
by Incognito secret Man July 10, 2022
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Lettuce licker

Noah: “You’re such a lettuce licker!”
Emily: “I’m not a lettuce licker!”
Noah: “You are too!”
Emily: *punches him*
by TheyallloveN May 3, 2023
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Blunt licker

That one asshole in your group that's always starting shit or doing stupid shit while high as fuck.
(person 1) Dude, the other day while me and Josh were high, he pocked a hole in my condom, VANESSAS FUCKING PREGANT NOW!
(person 2) That asshole! He's such a Blunt Licker
by BLUNTLICKER December 6, 2016
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