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Ride The Lighting

Execution by illumination, as contrasted with "Ride the Lightning," which is death by electrocution.
"Ride the Lighting" is the punishment for misspelling "lightning" -- death by exposure to 30,000 halogen lightbulbs.

lightening rod 

Come smoke this lightening rod with us and get F'ed up
lightening rod by hannah1985 March 16, 2009

Red-Lighting

The act of hallucinating without the use of psychoactive drugs, such as LSD or acid. This requires one ping pong ball, a radio with headphone jack, and a red lightbulb. To hallucinate, cut the ping pong ball in half and tape halves over eyes. Then turn the radio to a white noise (static) station and put on headphones. Finally, stare into red lightbulb and wait for about half an hour. Soon, you will start to hallucinate.
Greg: Where were you man? We we're gonna watch the game!

Ben: I was at home, red-lighting. I rode a unicorn underwater.

Greg: That explains why you didn't text back.
Red-Lighting by rugger26 May 16, 2011

north american lightening rod 

when a big thunderstorm is happening a male runs out into the middle of a field ties a piece of metal around his penis waits for his soldier to stand tall. and then waits for the lightening to strike
hey man me and a bunch of the guys are heding out to the field for a north american lightening rod wanna come?!

RGB lighting 

Defiantly the most badass computer lighting on the market. Oh and gamers can’t seem to do without it.
As a gamer, I don’t care about the specs I only care about the rgb lighting.

Grease Lighting 

When a fat person tries to gas light you.
That fat person was grease lighting me into believing that McDonalds is healthier than normal burgers.