Sir Mike Lewis

Hi, I'm Mike Lewis. I'm here to talk about our lord and savior Martin the GEICO Gecko. He preaches to us our daily prayer, stating that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. Vote Mike Lewis as your next Presdident of U.S.A. (United Sheds of America).

Aliases:
-GEICO Insurance Pope
-Candidate for the Faux Educational and School-Directed Student Body Presidency for the year of 2022.

-Dean/Director/Principal/Father Founder of the Sheboigan Wisconsin Academy of Gaming/Gamers (S.W.A.G. Institution)
-Founder of Squirrel With Cool Sunglasses and a Top Hat
-Was rightfully knighted by the Home Depot Excecutive Board after successfully selling over 1.8 billion environmentally friendly sheds in the course of 2 months

"Swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag."
-Sir Mike Lewis.

by Sir Mike Lewis March 29, 2022

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jamie lewis macgregeor

some guy who works at a supermarket and spends his money on shoes.

that kid really is a Jamie lewis macgregeor, he spent all his money on shoes and is now a broke ass bitch.

by that gay kid billy December 22, 2019

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huey lewis

A complete douche. Everyones worst nightmare in vinyl format, especially played on sunny Sundays after church, before watching American Gladiators, and after the UPN50 12:00 movie, generally Robocop.

You know, your mom and I went to see Huey Lewis at Harpos when she was pregnant with your sister! Heh, it was great (but it really wasn't).

by Repeatclicks May 15, 2007

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lewis gorman

someone with a very small dick (penis)
he likes to cut off his eyebrows and likes to eat pens for a living

apparently he is not gayyyy and he did not follow through

lewis gorman has a small penis with no eyebrows

by lewis bin December 14, 2016

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