landon

A midget that usually rages to much and jumps around a lot, but could sometimes be a good friend.

landon is defined as a midget

by tggegh September 18, 2021

Landon Johnson

Landon Johnson can be best described as the most handsome young man with the biggest horse cock known to man and is amazing at everything he does.

Look at that penis! It has to be Landon Johnson.

by bingo6924 January 29, 2022

Landon

Usually, according to birth practices, a person given the name Landon is usually probably going to be like the average man, not to smart, not to anything really. Has a couple of friends and a bad attitude and smile. Also is the the type of person to hate specifically one of his friends for a multitude of reasons and usually has several nicknames to chose from when it comes to him specifically. One example is lemur. Usually is the type of guy to have an identical brother but aren't twins. Usually isn't the type of guy yo be called sexy or liked by any girl whatsoever. But nonetheless, with all of these bad characteristics, he still will grow up to be a great friend.

Wow, Landon really is something, isn't he.

by TheCoolWriter69 May 8, 2022

Big ladonculous

Refers to a Large person who trembles the earths crust from their footsteps, they also tend to have no hairline and are getting endangered due to being beached like whales. Some say they are the reason chicken treat is still in business.

Ben: Look at that big ladonculous, toby: yeah holy shit they are fat, The big ladonculous (alex): Fuck off dickhead ill drop you. Ben: only cause you identify as a tectonic plate you fat bitch

by Mike Hamol September 5, 2021

'lando

Short for Orlando, a large city in central Florida. Not usually used to reference the tourist attraction areas of the greater Orlando area, but rather the neighborhoods where collegiates live and frequent as Orlando has numerous universities.

Guy 1: Brother there's nothing going on in Bradenton tonight.
Guy 2: My sister said there's a triple kegger up in 'lando.

by buttluncher February 7, 2009

lando

A term which evolved in the 604 referencing black people.

"yo banger, peeps the size of that lando's lips"

by Helllllllllllla CEEEEEEEEEEEBS November 18, 2009

Lando

A symbol of all that is cool and/or rad. Very interesting. Sleek. As seen on Family Guy episode 'Let's Go To The Hop'.

That joke was very Lando.

by Fetus September 22, 2003