lmao

the short word for laughing my ass out
also a way to reply to everything

A:look at this dumb shii i found
B:lmao

by a kid who knows big numbers March 21, 2022

Lmao

Lmao means 'laugh my ass off'. But during the 1990's , prostitutes use the phrase too. For them it means 'lick me all over'.

Matt: My hamster couldn't swim and it drowned LMAO.

1990's people: What the fuuc?

by user0690 November 6, 2022

LMAO

A phrase many people (you) use when you think something is funny. Even though, your staring at you phone screen with a nuetral face. Lmao is used mostly when texting, and annoying 12 year olds mostly use this phrase.

Bob: "Im getting laid tonight!"
Jim:"LMAO"

by Apathetically December 27, 2018

lmao

abbreviation for "laughing my ass" off basically

could also mean "leave me alone omg"

girl 1: "I heard bri got her ass popped last night, thats what she get for talking shit".

girl 2: "lmao"

jeremiah: "can you send me some pics baby".

his pretty ass girlfriend: "lmao"

by lynnstuds January 13, 2025

Lmao

Formerly meaning "Laughing My Ass Off" but now it's just another overused word, thanks to those emo bitches that like spamming it.

Emo Bitch 1: LMAO LMAO LMAO anxiety and depression and memes lmao!
Emo Bitch 2: I can't wait to go home and cut myself while listening to mumble rap!

by TehKeyboardKrasher May 21, 2019

lmao

something you can say every time

,,hey, i just broke up with my ex”
,,lmao”

by your hot daddy November 23, 2021

Lmao

"LMAO" is an acronym that stands for "Laughing My Ass Off." It is an expression used to indicate that something is extremely funny and that the person is laughing hard. It is often used in text messaging, social media, and online conversations.

Joe: "Bob, did you hear the one about the chicken who crossed the playground?"

Bob: "No, what is it?"

Joe: "To get to the other slide!"

Bob: "LMAO, that's so bad but I can't stop laughing"

Joe: "I know, it's a classic one"

by dwdwefewf January 21, 2023